I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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