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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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