Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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