You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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