He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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