She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've blown a few things in my day
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We had sex on a dog bed..
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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