just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
