What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she pinky promised me she was 18
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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