I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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