we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
cat food counts as protein by the way
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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