After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Houston, we have a squirter
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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