How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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