Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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