Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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