Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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