We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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