Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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