So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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