He had one of those small greek statue penises
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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