STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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