Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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