Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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