so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
