You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
