You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
