Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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