Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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