when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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