Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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