try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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