I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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