Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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