i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize
