I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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