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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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