I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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