Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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