I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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