she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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