hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
jump out the window naked night went bad
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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