saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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