found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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