We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
someone threw a dead crab at me
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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