Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
