I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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