You smell like stripper and shame
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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