dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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