Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
This house was built for laser tag.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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