So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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