dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
