just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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