i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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