I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
