I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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