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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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