Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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